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500daysofbooska:

“Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?”

LEGOLAS.

Tony Stark= man, myth, and legend.

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  • Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.

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  • me: they're my babies
  • person: but they're twice your a-
  • me: babies. mine.

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  • Carry On Wayward SonKansas

Carry on my Wayward Son - Kansas

Masquerading as a man with a reason. My charade is the event of the season. And if I claim to be a wise man, well it surely means that I don’t know. On a stormy sea of moving emotion, tossed about, I’m like a ship on the ocean. I set a course for winds of fortune but I hear the voices say…

S O B

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saucyredspy:

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kei1356:

Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston

『The Avengers』 off shotにて。

Cute look of the original!!

役柄の格好だったり、髪型だったりするのに、気の抜けた素の表情が可愛いんじゃww

Loki pretending to be Tom Hiddleston ‘carrying a box’ aka STEALING SOME STUFF

^^^

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driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
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driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

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WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF…Gabriel makes a comeback in season 8 of Supernatural, and he can’t resist being a trickster…and his shennanagins result in A MUSICAL EPISODE.

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oh my dear sweet goodness

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  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

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shavingryansprivates:

remember when colonists moved to america to escape religious prosecution and then 300 years later started prosecuting people because their religion told them to

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